Royals Baseball Period
It seems the Royals go through this cycle where they absolutely suck. The funny thing is that it's only in May. It seems like every season in May, the Royals become awful and inconsistent, and they just refuse to do anything productive. You could say that May is the Royals "time of the season." I feel like the Royals are on their period, and just like with females, nobody wants to be around them when they are.