The Royals took a 5-0 lead in the first. According to Rex Hudler, "Sometimes it's good to score 5 in the first, sometimes it's bad." Apparently this time was bad. WE HAD A FREAKING 5-0 LEAD. HOW DO YOU EVEN BLOW THAT? I'll tell ya how. Royaling. That's how. The Royals were hilariously bad as they managed to blow a 5-0 lead. It's ridiculous. They have found every single way to lose. When are we going to start winning? When are we going to show up to the clubhouse one day and say, "Enough is enough. I'm tired of losing." And give the fans what they deserve? When does the losing stop? And for the fans to continue to show up loss after loss, it's amazing what kind of fan base we have. So, fans: I love you guys. Players not named Alex Gordon: YOU GUYS SUCK. I'm not even... Oh brother. Goodnight.